Before I start posting, I figured I'd take the time to explain myself. KG does not stand for my initials. It stands for Kentucky Gentleman. For any of the infidels not familiar with the bourbon let me explain why I take up my handle after the finest drink in the world. I cannot be myself without the special blend and the drink won't feel the same going down unless I'm close by to help you enjoy the whiskey that much more. You may have already started thoughts that involve the words "alcoholic" or "problem," but let me cut you off before forever taint your mind with invalid information.
Uhh, your crazy. The end.
Moreover about myself, I don't care about anyone that doesn't agree with me or anyone I don't forsee being inside of. I like blondes that wear pearls to the gym and I love being the center of attention. I have to forewarn you, my post my be filled with poor grammar and treacherous spelling due to my intoxication. Readers beware vulgar language will pursue. Until next time.
KG
We are a group of four opinionated college students living in College Park, Maryland. Here are our rants on life and the little things that make it interesting.
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